F@ck Around and Find Out 24" Blackout Breeching Axe

I get my husband lazy ass out of bed with this baby.

I ordered this axe, because when I retired from the fire service, after 23 yearsof service, I should of received a presentation axe, & a plaque, with my name, years of service, my badge, & my helmet shield. Well, being that upper management, didn't like me, I never received any of that. Didn't get the retirement lunchin on my last shift, with the whole shift, & all the chiefs. where they should of presented me with them retirement gifts. & the reason the upper management didn't like me, was because, I speak the truth, tell it like it is, I don't sugar coat anything.I was very good at what I did, received numerous life saving awards, firefighter of the year award, officer of the year award. Well, I plan on using the axe to make my own retirement plaque, & the F#*k around & Find Out axe, fits my attitude, perfect. But if I was still a firefighter, on the job, I would carry one of your axes, for my personal use, I was assigned to a ladder truck, for 17 years of my 23 year career, & i always carried my own personal flat head axe, because it was my own personal tool, I knew when I needed it, I could depend on it. But your axes are well built, at a reasonable price, & the right weight to carry, with all the other gear & equipment, I was required to carry. I also was assigned to a rescue truck, for a year, a fire boat for a year, did 4 years on an engine. Thank You,